Friday, January 15, 2010

Welcome back!

Things you always want to see on your first night back from vacation:

1. Patient who is given a bottle of magnesium citrate, just as your shift starts. Load up the pads, towels and cleaning supplies.

2. Patient who goes from obnoxious all day to threats to assault to taking a swing. Security!

3. Patient who remembers your name and yells it out every single time you walk past his/her room, just to see if you'll come in.

Maybe I should have just given him the night shift charge nurse's name, instead.

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