Sunday, May 16, 2010

Robots?

One of my patients recently asked me when we were going to get robots to hand out the meds like they did in another hospital he visited. They've been in the media a few times, so you just never know....

I can think of a few uses for a robot right now at the Hotel.

1. Monitoring one-to-one patients. If we equipped one with Taser turned on a low setting, maybe we could keep one particular character from ripping off his/her dressings all the time.

2. Entertainment. When someone wants to talk for ages, we'd send in our friend, the robot. "Gotta run, but BOB the robot will be glad to talk to you for a while." Or you could play a video game on BOB's screen.

3. Send the robot on emergency call lights runs for things like ice, water, and blankets. Now if we could add an ice maker to said robot...ooh!

But finally, I don't think we'll be doing this with our robot: marrying folks on the unit. I just don't think Giacomo and the other chaplains would go for it!

More later...stay tuned!

4 comments:

DreamingTree said...

LOL -- I love your suggested uses for robots! My job would be so much easier if robots took care of those tasks.

aries said...

hehe
Someday robots will gonna steal our jobs :)

RehabNurse said...

aries:

By the time the robot steals MY job, I'll be retired.

It can have the ice/water/blanket job, thank you!

Laney said...

OMG Ice machine robot would be AMAZING.