My Monday

1. Rain.
2. Drop kid off at camp.
3. Take car to mechanic for funny noise. Get rental.
4. Go to work late.
5. Take care of usual suspects.
6. Hear one of suspects "compliment" me on what a "fun" person I am. (Said suspect is up to something).
7. Suspect leaves for doctor's appointment with specialist.
8. Idiot pulls fire alarm.
9. Get ready to evacuate, but figure out there's no fire.
10. Notify boss and security. Secretary gets to tell fire department, who have arrived looking for a big fire.
11. Go back to charting.
12. CNA logs me out of system because I rolled 3 feet away from PC and wasn't using it.
13. Suppress urge to kill CNA. Get computer back and start charting.
14. Five minutes before I leave, get new patient weighed (forgot about it earlier).
15. Five more minutes, get weight charted and finally leave.
16. Come home and find out Dahey's car needs help.
17. Call tow truck.
18. Thank lucky stars I have a rental. Dahey picks up Bubba.
19. Lather, rinse, repeat (hope not!) tomorrow.