Sunday, October 23, 2011

I'm raising a barbarian

Bubba: (extremely loud belch) "That's how you burp, Mom". "A, B, C, D..."

Me: Excuse me? I could have lived without that, dear.

(head bang on desk)

My child hasn't left grade school, and he's perfecting all the things he'll need if he ever joins a fraternity, like Dahey.

I'm so glad I'm sending him to school tomorrow...

Stay tuned...a mother's work is never done!

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