I looked at what my previous resolutions were (yes, I keep track right here on ye olde blog) and surprisingly, the Resolution Randomizer was still active and so I gave it a whirl.
Why make up resolutions you won't keep? I might get something that could stick. Here's what I got.
I, RehabRN, hereby resolve to...
Never try drinking coffee in the refrigerator.
(No chance, I left Mickey D's lifetimes ago...)
Try to avoid thinking in front of my boss.
(I already do this one...although I'm a horrendous poker face as Mitch, my training cohort, tells me)
Talk about sharing absurd stories in my car.
(Another tough one...what will I do on that car trip through New Mexico this year?)
Justify my love of eating breakfast with my family.
(Bubba loves breakfast, so this is a slam dunk!)
Abstain from managing my money in the office.
(I usually do this at home, anyway. One I can actually do!)
Finally stop hiding staplers in the break room.
(Now EVERYONE knows...ugh!)
Stop kissing butt in the morning.
(Check. Even better reason to be surly to the Slug!)
Finally stop thinking in the bathroom.
(Not sure this will ever happen...remember me and Winston from that bathroom reading post?)
Consider singing Neil Diamond outside.
(Great! Now Sweet Caroline keeps going through my head…)
I'm ready, Twenty twelve. Come on down!
And for all my people in the Hotel (and every other hospital) I pray that all your patients be wonderful today and sleep at the right times.
See you next year, friends.
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