Some people

Dear Specialist:

Please do not call me when I purposely put my status (out of office) on my e-mail, phone, voice mail, Office Communicator and the call list. I will not answer because I have your number in my phone.

Just because you think of something while you're on vacation with your kids on spring break is not an emergency for me. And while you're at it, please stop cc'ing the world on e-mails because it makes you feel better. All it does is drive the people listed (including me) crazy...and fills up our mailboxes.

Go have fun and stay out of our hair. It's our vacation, too (if you'd ever stop checking your e-mail and voice messages.)

Sincerely not,

RehabRN