Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Dear Door to Door Salesman

When Dahey told you to stay away from our house, he meant it. While it's a little rural out here, we're close enough to the big city that we've seen your racket already.You come to the door with the guise of selling stuff when, in reality, you're just trying to figure out what we have so you can steal it.

So it's not a good idea to come back when this nurse is at home with WildDog, Dahey just had dental work and feels like pummeling someone into the ground because the Novocaine is wearing off.

When WildDog barks that nasty, snarling bark, he's really saying, "Please leave now." When Dahey says, "Get the hell off my porch", he's saying the same thing.

Yours truly doesn't say much. I'm more than happy to whip out the phone, take your photo, and call the local police with a description of you and your getaway vehicle.

Because we really, really, told you no once, and it wasn't good enough.

Stay tuned...

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