You the citizen, decide!

Yes, we have a show in RehabLand that has a reporter who goes out and "exposes" local government and administrative hot messes on a regular basis.

It's a good thing he doesn't visit too many hospitals, or the Hotel Rehab's parent hospital (Washington) would be on his show.

One of our patients was getting discharged, but the "approved" transportation method to get him home was denied at the last moment because Mr. X. was not eligible for that type of travel due to his insurance.

Cost to discharge Mr. X as requested:
$500.

Cost to Washington to keep Mr. X until he CAN get "approved" travel:
$2000.

Cost of "approved" travel available tomorrow:
$12 (payable by patient, not hospital).

Difference to keep patient an extra day to get his $12 travel:
Cost of $1500 to the hospital. (And extra food, laundry, and maybe an ER diversion or two...)

Cost of patient going AMA because he's so p*&sed off  over the administrative idiocy of the hospital and wants to get to his wife's birthday party:
PRICELESS

As that reporter says, "You the citizen, decide...was it worth it?"

Some hospital genius needs a good ol' dope slap...