Let me count...

The possible headlines for this article. (BTW we also had a devious character in the Hotel who was leaving piles in trash cans.)

1. Poo on you, I didn't doo it.

2. If he didn't sh$t, you must acquit.

3. You want me to do WHAT?

4. Am I in the hospital?

5. What rights do you have? Obviously not s...

It seems like this is made up, but it's not. It's a true story about genetics and DNA.

Just because you can do something doesn't always mean you should.

Stay tuned!