I'm special and I know it

In nursing school I was a fine example in Assessment class of this anatomical trait.

I have had these since I was 8 years old, and one of these since 10. Now my ENT tells me I need this.

And just to add a little excitement to the mix, I think my cold is turning into this.

Okay! (lifting arms into air) I give up. Please stop the onslaught so I can get well and get my sinuses cleaned up before my favorite time of year: allergy season. I'm tired of being special.

Stay tuned for more excitement...