Joy of joys, details at 11

Team meeting tonight. It would possibly include the news tagline "Details at 11" if R. lived in the same city as one of our other teammates for this grad class. Thank goodness for the internet...keeping nurses from physically throttling other nurses at team meetings.

It also helps that we have a leader who is completely clueless on the group dynamics. Here's a chance to have more hours of my life thrown into a black hole of nothingness, and to top it all with a cherry, this assignment is due this week.

And if that's not enough, Boss and I get to hit the road to visit for a meeting halfway across the country.

I'm packing my bags, 'cause Maalox here I come! Stay tuned...

Dear male patient

Please don't tell me not to get excited when you get "indigestion" and refuse to take anything to relieve it because you'd rather talk to cousin Bob. You have plenty of risk factors that scream at me. When you say you still have it later, and I run the fire drill to make sure it's just indigestion, don't have a fit then, either.

I'm really not in the mood to call a code which you might not survive if you do indeed have a MI.

Thanks for understanding and take your Maalox.

RehabRN