Best discussion I've heard at a conference in a while

I should have been studying, but I committed to this conference six months ago.

They were talking about alternative medicine in this local nursing conference and Wahoo NP was talking about O cream, which I had never heard of before (take 2 Viagra compounded into a neutral base cream and voila!)

Her quote, "Doc, it doesn't matter what you're saying. What you're really doing with that O cream is teaching them how to masturbate."

No one was napping after lunch with comments like that zinging around the room.