Public confession

As a disciple of Juan Valdez (aka the I love coffee club), I will never ever be going on this blasphemous diet.

Not only do you have to give up coffee but every other thing that goes with it (or that might remotely taste good, except mushrooms).

So all you SU patients who tell me your gonna take this stuff for your bowels/feel better/reduce inflammation, you're on your own.

I'm not trying that either. I'll be very happy here with my friend Joe (as in Java Joe...)

More later...