Let's be blunt...

Okay, sometimes as a rehab nurse, you have to do it.Using grandiose medical terms like micturition and defecation just don't cut it.

We have to ask "Did you pee lately? " (due to a variety of reasons) and "Did you have a bowel movement?"  Yes, nursing students, if you can't observe it, you have to get reports from your patients, and like those videos, you have to ask questions: color, consistency, etc.

We sometimes even resort to the old standby, especially for the really deaf hard-of-hearing folks, "SO-AND-SO (insert name here) DID YOU POOP LATELY?" This is always especially fun when the soundproofing is not so good in the exam room.

So, needless to say, since I have some of those old characters (many of whom don't hear well) as patients, I really enjoyed reading the headline below (which wouldn't surprise me if I heard it out of our folks..)

Michael Douglas: Oral sex caused my throat cancer (from the UK Guardian)

While Michael still needs some patient education, he may have already inferred something from the literature from the comments he made.

I just wonder how Catherine Zeta-Jones took it all when she picked up the paper.

More later...