Things sure look different up here...

That could have been the story of my day hanging in the Sister Unit.

In order to protect the guilty and the innocent, I'll present these out of order.

1. When you get a warning (as we do via our system) that a patient can be violent, you get a little worried. So glad I didn't know about that until AFTER I walked this guy here and there (because I had no place to go for him) and I got him to the doctor in the office with the panic buttons.

It became more ironic when the Doc managed to get him to agree to a treatment that can be quite painful. Thankfully, he was lying prone and I was out of reach. The doc was not, but all went well and the patient was happy with us.

2. No, the housekeepers aren't just happy people strolling around. They are strolling that way in violation of policy with their earbuds in jamming to whatever tune strikes them. And no, just shaking your head and smiling is not going to get me to tell you what you want while you bop your head to the tunes, buddy.

3. Yes, no really means no when the treatment team asks you if you've smoked with Mary Jane in the last month, even if it did help your spasms. Saying no and your pee says yes gets you thrown out of that rehab program. Better luck next time!

4. Finally, I got to redirect a lost patient to the elevator, then to his room. At first when the trainer and I came upon him in the hallway, I didn't recognize him. Then I realized he was one of the patients from my unit at the Hotel. Some people really do look different when they're up in their wheelchairs rolling around!

Stay tuned...tomorrow it's run, run, run as the procedures and exams rule the schedule. It'll be a fun day.