1. When I tell you something, don't bother listening the first time I tell you. Wait until I ask you later, then get hysterical as you are leaving a meeting. Looks grand in the hallway!
Twenty points extra if this is your new manager who just got a clue.
2. Roll your eyes in every meeting. One day, I'm going to film our staff meetings to prove it.
3. Be paranoid in video conferences. It just shows that you may need to STAY here, not just work here.
The list grows...stay tuned or comment on some of your favorites!