I really feel like I'm in one of these

Two words: Dilbert comics.

Here are some of the classic quotes. "You want THAT? I'm not going to jail!"

"I'm not in charge of credentialing." said the human resources director of, you guessed it, the credentialing department (every hospital has one!)

Yes, I'm really sure they won't take you to jail for doing your job, which is not illegal, immoral or even fattening.

Stay tuned...