I call it a Hotel (jokingly)

However, the Hotel I work in, does not, and will never resemble the hotels (or hospitals) pictured in this NY Times article, "Is this a hospital or a hotel?"

Also, I did not pass. I guess I'm a bad judge of hotels, due to my lack of experience. (I only scored a 50%)

Forget the nail spa, after some shifts I've worked, a nice massage would be a great substitute!

Stay tuned...