Truth or fiction

1. Patient NPO secondary to flunking his swallow test is allowed to "swish in his/her mouth and spit" a celebration Oreo cookie milkshake from a local restaurant per MD after he already did it.

Same patient now has WBCs of 16000 and diagnosis of aspiration pneumonia.

2. Patient returns with odd strings poking out of left dorsal back after lithotripsy. Same patient says, "If I can't lift more than 10 lbs, how can I transfer myself when I weigh over 200?

3. On patient discharge sheet from World Renown Hospital....maybe they missed this part on the diagnosis.
"If you feel dizzy after taking pain medication, do not attempt to walk or drive."
Diagnosis: paraplegia secondary to MVA.

Only you can decide...more later