An unwanted visitor

Dear Brown Recluse Spider:

Hanging out in my shower is not good. Especially after I just spent an hour fighting with a lawn mower in heat and humidity, with grass stuck all over my lower extremities.

There is a reason why I wear heavy soled shoes. The only good spider (in my house) is a dead one.

Sorry (but not really, because I'm sure one of your relatives will come and take your place soon enough no matter how much I clean).

Sincerely not,

RehabRN