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Showing posts with label public. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Dear paranoid relative

Thank you for travelling across the country, stopping in three different airports. It must have been not just physically, but mentally taxing.

Coming to our house was probably better than roaming around the airport. Yes, I did actually clean your room just before you arrived. I washed the linens that very day, so you'd have the fresh ones. (I also did this because I couldn't find the other ones I normally use, and decided these were good enough for your once a decade visits).

However, when you panic when we are out and about, on every choice of public restroom, I want to throttle you. Throttling a 50-something year old person in public is still not common here in RehabLand, unless you threw a punch at Dahey or said something obnoxious to me or the other ladies in the crowd.

That is all. The secret to life in a public restroom is wash your hands and use a paper towel to open the door. Pure and simple.

Hope you remember this the next time you visit and we take you out on the town.

Sincerely ('cause I'd hate to throttle you in public),

RehabRN

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

They are reasons for everything

(This is a public service announcement)

There are reasons why you really need to know what you are eating, drinking or taking as a supplement.

Diet supplement has meth-like chemical (from www.cnn.com)

Reason one: dietary supplements are not regulated by the FDA like drugs are.

Reason two: you could develop horrific side effects or worse.

I've always wanted to lose more weight, but I'm just not going to try meth (or anything meth-like) anytime soon.

The risks (and nasty side effects) are just too great.

That is all.

Thank you.