How to know the moon is full

Listen up, all you nursing students, although you may have thought meteorology has nothing to do with nursing outside of being listed before it in the class schedule, the full moon can make a difference on your unit.

In my short time as a student and so far as a nurse, I've heard from psych to labor and delivery to LTC nurses that the change in the phases of the moon brings out the strange and unusual more than you'd think.

Well, since yesterday was the full moon, here's a few of the fun things that happened at Madison.

1. The crazy people get crazier. Yes, lil' ol' Mr. K. keeps forgetting he's a quad, even when he's reoriented, and in between, he even acts lucid. Last night's installment: he kept wanting to put on his pants and get up, so he kept ringing his call light. Not even the two Pepsis (he loves Pepsi so much they could use him in ads) I brought in as a bribe kept him quiet.

I'm starting to like the idea of aerosolized Haldol for not just patients, but some of my coworkers.

2. Your coworkers get edgy. When I asked about Mr. K. and his light buzzing, I remarked, "Wow, has he been quiet all night?" since Mr. K. did not buzz once while I was sitting at the nurses' station (which was not long). The Slug, true to her pain in the backside self replied, "You've been smoking crack."

Nevertheless, I blew her off, since I spent most of my night actually on the floor with patients, while she sat by the phone and played secretary in between her med passes. It's actually better for her to sit by the phone because whenever you work with her, because you'll get about 20-25 calls a night and 99% will be for her. It's just a whole lot easier not being at the desk so you don't have to be her secretary.

3. The normally quiet people decide they need something...now! Mr. H. decided to do this last night before the end of shift. I guess he got tired of me going into his room and always giving his roomies their PRN pain meds. I've delivered meds on his hall for a while and this was the first time I've ever given him a pain med.

One of his roommates is a basket case. He's taking every psych drug, pain pill, and sleeping pill we'll give him. That's what happens when you can't deal with the life you've created on the outside. The roomie is having problems with his wife and infidelity again. The story gets better and better--he was with the other woman when he was injured and she is having his baby. Other Woman decided to let the wife know once he was injured. Said wife was really perturbed when he visited Labor Day weekend.

With real-life stories like this, who needs to watch a soap?

4. Although it's not related to the full moon here in our neck of the woods, the weather's been crazy. Ike's remnants flew through the midwestern US and left us with a whole bunch of water. Lots of low-lying areas around here that don't normally flood filled up really fast. We had fun taking not one but two detours to get to a family reunion yesterday. After the second one, I told Dahey to just go back home and take the route closest to our house, since that doesn't normally flood and it worked out well. I just wish we could have stayed longer at the reunion. It stunk having to leave and go to work.

One more evening, then back to days. Stay tuned for all the excitement.