And the Shaming section on Little White Lion provided it today. Thanks to my old nursing clinical instructor J.
Ah, memories of WildDog in his youth, running up and snatching bread, muffins and potato chips off the counter tops, before any humans would find them.
He was (and still is) smart. Leave him unattended, and he'll steal the stuff when he figures that you're gone to work for the day.
May none of your pets end up eating anything too messy or expensive!
Stay tuned...