Pick and choose

That pretty much describes my day, or at least the attitude of most of my patients. Two out of three could get up and go in their wheelchairs and both of them opted out. One didn't get ready until just before lunch appeared on the unit.

The tasks of the day weren't terrible--Foley replacement, WoundVAC dressing and managing ileostomies and colostomies. The Slug did get on my nerves a couple of times, but I managed to hide my irritation, since that would just be something she'd enjoy.

Education showed up and we had an impromptu in-service on flushing and drawing blood from central lines. I learned that our facility actually marks the lumens proximal and distal on our central lines. We don't have too many in rehab, since we mostly have folks with PICC lines.

I helped a couple of other nurses on the unit get their people up and out of bed. I try to do this with at least one person a day because I never know when I'll need help doing the same thing. Since none of my people got up, I just rounded and turned people. One of the other nurses, A., set up two of my patients for lunch, so that worked well for me. I fed Mr. I'm going home next week. He's happy to know he's getting out before Christmas.

Two patients left today and none were admitted, so it was relatively peaceful. One patient got to be bed bingoed to another room since he tested positive for MRSA in the nares. It worked out okay since Mr. W. was being discharged and his room, right across the hall, was a MRSA isolation room. Mr. Hogg (not his real name) in the Clinitron didn't mind at all, since he'll have a new roomie who likes to stay up late at night just like he does. I like Mr. Hogg. He's funny and is another artist on our unit. He draws cartoons that are downright hysterical, particularly of staff and the occasional nursing student. One of the characters he drew recently had a cleft chin that reminded me of Hank from the Family Guy.

I finished my paperwork and got to check out some of our VIP patient's photos from his ceremony last week. They were really good and the organizers even had a book made to commemorate the occasion. I'm sure he'll never forget it!

After that, it was time to get my coat and go home. More tomorrow.