Boys will be boys

And idiots sometimes. You could tell the moon was full recently, since we had so much juvenile antics lately.

Scenario #1
Patient X doesn't like Patient Y. Patient X decides to duke it out with Patient Y in front of the table in the dining room. Security is called. Patient X gets a ticket, and will be considered for discharge soon. Patient Y fell down, so this causes tons of paperwork mayhem for Ella, our harried night charge nurse, who is late giving report, since she's filling out incident reports, info for security, fall reassessments, patient assessments, and calls to the on-call MD. Word spread fast around the unit, since one of our characters says to Mr. Y. when he saw him today, "I heard you had an exciting time earlier."

Scenario #2
Patient Z, one of our resident COPDers was scheduled for discharge recently. Patient Z likes it at our place, so he turns off his oxygen to make us think he's "sick". Try as he might to sabotage his discharge, we figured out that Z could indeed reach the oxygen valve from his perch in bed, and yes, he did turn it off. He got crazy, so the chiropractor came down at the boss's request and gave him a mini-adjustment, the specialist gave him his specialty consult, and finally, three hours late, his transportation showed up.

Scenario #3
Patient A tells our student nurse, who's doing an assessment for her master's program, that, yes, he is indeed still smoking weed. Despite everything, we have to keep him for a while. Patient A has developed a new problem and we cannot simply discharge him for non-compliance. So far, no one's found his stash.


So needless to say, I was happy, happy, happy to be going home after a long day. Stay tuned for more excitement. You never know what will happen at the Hotel Rehab.