Dear Hospital Equipment Engineer Guy:
The portable equipment has been waiting for six months already for you to pick it up. They even came and installed a new, handy, dandy one, so the techs don't even use this one as backup. We've called, cajoled and asked nicely multiple times.
So if you don't come and get it, here's what's happening.
1. I put it in the lobby. I'm tired of walking around the dinosaur every time I need to get one of my patients with wheelchairs in the room.
2. I'm calling you one more time.
3. If you choose not to pick it up, I'm turning the inspection form on the front over, writing "FREE" on it, and parking out in front of the building.
4. Right after it's staged there, I'll post that ad on craigslist to come by Madison Hospital for a great free "rare" equipment deal.
I know security won't do anything about it, because it's too heavy, but call you.
Sincerely not,
RehabRN
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