Phone calls you don't want to get

"Hi. We're calling to tell you that your xxx credit card number has been compromised. We're sending you a new card."

Nice...

Dear Nationally Known Credit Card Company

Thank you for your fraud alert, just as I'm finishing up the Christmas donations online that I've finally had time to do. For the second year in a row, I got to call you and your representatives to get the okey-dokey to complete my online elf work.

I'm not upset, mind you, but maybe you could put in my profile the charities listed? I donated to them last year, too.

Thanks for keeping an eye out on me this time of year, especially when I run amok with donations to charity (which is what I save up all year to do). I appreciate someone looking out for my spending patterns.

And Merry Christmas to all of you in the land of cacti.

Sincerely,

RehabRN