A break in the action

Since I had one here in the SU (I'm only here for a day...) I thought I'd get this latest one out while I was thinking of it and since the last two patients just cancelled due to weather (the "too wet" excuse, of course!).

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Dear Gen Y Coworker:

Yes, this is a gravy job. You make way more money than in your previous job as a driving instructor (who had personal experience with DUIs). This job means you can take all sorts of groovy trips every freaking month because of your 12 hour shifts and regale all the old people with them, since they view you with a sense of awe and contempt.

But please stop telling me how "boring it all is" today. I'm tired of answering all your call lights while you text the latest paramour about when you're leaving to gas up the car and pick him/her up.

And just a tip, asking to leave early, "just because" won't work with the charge nurse. You'd need to think of something else, like that "almost perforated appendix" story from a month ago.

Don't forget your AAA card in case your rider can't change a tire, or look cute enough to stop traffic.

Sincerely not,

RehabRN