Showing posts with label DUI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DUI. Show all posts

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Just in time for the holidays...

Ah, it is always an interesting time reading the RehabLand Board of Nursing newsletter. So here's today's edition of what not to do as a nurse.

Don't say those licensing people forget the holidays...be careful out there!

Things not to do as a nurse: the holiday edition.

1. Don't sleep on the job. 
Yes, that nicely made bed looks comfy, but if you forget to wake up, you have a problem. NOTE: some facilities do let you take power naps, but remember, you are PAID to come to WORK (notice the items in caps).

There are some expectations that come with that.

2. Forget to pay your income taxes.
Here in RehabLand, the Department of Take it all Revenue can report you if you don't and you can lose your license. According to the numbers, almost 25% of nurses lost their license last year due to tax issues.

3. Don't force someone to do something they refuse to consent to do, like take a bath.
Do the words assault and battery mean anything to you? I knew they did.  Patient says no, you document to CYA.

4. Drive while intoxicated.
They shouldn't have to tell you "when to say when" if you are a health care provider. But if you tend to be indulgent, get someone else to drive.

5. Fail to monitor a patient and act accordingly.
The example used in RehabLand's newsletter was disgusting. An RN (old one at that--we can tell by their license numbers) flat out did NOTHING for a patient who became sick in the morning. Let him/her throw up, wait until nights when said patient drops the phone, while satting at 82%  (normally 100% person on room air) and passes out.

The night nurse had to call EMS to take this person to the ER.

And finally the topper of this edition:

6. Don't let residents who are supposed to be on the unit (per orders) out.
Another old RN decided to go on a smoke break and six (not one two or three...) residents who were confined indoors got out of the facility. One, Z., was gone for so long that he/she did not get scheduled insulin, had glucose issues, passed out and fell out of his/her wheelchair.

Old RN left Z on the ground, got the other 5 back into the building, hoisted Z back into a chair and told a CNA to take Z to his/her room. No assessment, no documentation, no nothing.

Z sustained a head injury, which was later diagnosed when Z started having other issues.


Friday, December 13, 2013

Enjoy a long weekend

No, it's not a holiday, but I decided to make it one. Visited a few friends, then the weather changed some of my plans, but here I am, relaxing and now surfing the internet for fun.

I was reading an article which discussed how if James Bond were real, he would be an alcoholic with impotence. I really enjoyed this article, because scientists had to read the Ian Fleming novels and count the quantity of alcohol that 007 drank. According to the books, he even had a DUI with injuries. (Good thing he wasn't looking for car insurance!)

So after that stunning study, there was this article about the real diseases named after literary characters. I had recognized a couple of them, so it was enlightening. I also did not know that the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation did a story in 2012 on favorite fictional nurses.

Finally, two articles stood out about characters. One interesting article was called "You are what you read." The last one is about fictional characters based on real people.

In light of the article "You are what you read", just remember there are some fictional characters you should not emulate.

That is all. TGIF and enjoy your weekend, wherever you are.

Monday, March 14, 2011

A break in the action

Since I had one here in the SU (I'm only here for a day...) I thought I'd get this latest one out while I was thinking of it and since the last two patients just cancelled due to weather (the "too wet" excuse, of course!).

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Dear Gen Y Coworker:

Yes, this is a gravy job. You make way more money than in your previous job as a driving instructor (who had personal experience with DUIs). This job means you can take all sorts of groovy trips every freaking month because of your 12 hour shifts and regale all the old people with them, since they view you with a sense of awe and contempt.

But please stop telling me how "boring it all is" today. I'm tired of answering all your call lights while you text the latest paramour about when you're leaving to gas up the car and pick him/her up.

And just a tip, asking to leave early, "just because" won't work with the charge nurse. You'd need to think of something else, like that "almost perforated appendix" story from a month ago.

Don't forget your AAA card in case your rider can't change a tire, or look cute enough to stop traffic.

Sincerely not,

RehabRN