Dear idiot on the Starbucks parking lot

Hey!

Don't know if you and the girlfriend noticed today, but it's hot.

Since I got into the parking lot BEFORE you, I indicated my choice of spot by doing a very normal thing: turning on my blinker, stopping, then putting the car in reverse to back into the shady, available spot.

Yes, I did see you in my mirror, but only because you sped up behind me as soon as I put the car in reverse.

Guess what? I'm first so I win. I will get my parking spot. Please drive around. I'm not moving until you do. You have plenty of room.

Too bad you have to find another that's not in the shade. I have folks who don't tolerate the heat well with me today (I'm on a respite trip to Starbucks, anyway.) and I got here first.

Sorry Charlie. Maybe you'll just have to spend extra and buy her an iced, cold Frappuccino.

Sincerely not,

RehabRN