We have to ask

RehabRN's tips for new rehab nurses: stuff you have to ask.

1. Did you bring your medication list? 
We want to know. It's all part of our service, and it keeps you safe. It keeps all those accreditation people happy, too.

2. Do you have any guns, knives or weapons?
We cannot have them on our unit. We can get them taken care of for you, if you don't want to send home your prized Bowie knife (actually found one under a cushion once--in a scabbard) with your mom/wife/sister/random relative or friend. 

Those accreditation people like us to do that, too.

3. Do you use marijuana or other drugs not prescribed by your doctor? 
Your safety is involved here, too. We are not the police, but they will inform you that your "unofficial meds" (as one patient told me) cannot be kept or be available for "sharing" or sale here in our lovely Hotel.

Unofficial pharmacists are not allowed to practice here, either.

And my personal favorite:

4. Do you have any concerns about your sexual health? 
No, at the Hotel, we don't ask directly (our psychologists and MDs generally ask), but I will ask if I get some smart alecky comment about some nurse's butt or how someone is "interested" in x, y, or z (pick your favorite salacious comment).

It is a big deal in rehab. Many folks have been through horrible experiences before they got there. You always know they're starting to feel better when they start getting frisky and/or asking directly (or indirectly).

Just remember, a lot of times, it really is about them, and not you. Be aware and learn how to get other members of your interdisciplinary team involved. If it is about you, bump it up the chain with your nurse manager, and if needed, human resources.

It does takes a village to take good care of rehab patients.

More later...

Another week on the way...

Thank goodness the big visit came and went. The team that showed up loves the work we do. Some things need improvement, but we already knew that. My boss was happy I was around to answer questions.

We just hope they can convince the Manglement to keep their word as promised a while ago. They all showed up en masse in our building for the big wrap up meeting.

Because the day of reckoning for that will come soon enough.

Back to our regularly scheduled program, with a dash of rain.