How to perturb your coworkers, inaugural edition

Yes, this list will get long I'm certain, but here are a few things to make people really contemplate revenge.

1. Don't want to come into work? Call in tired. As in, "I'm just too tired to come in."
 NOTE: this is not a nurse who worked a double, but a cough, cough, provider who can't handle an eight hour work day...or children...or life.

Why no one's called the EAP for said MD is beyond me.

2. Wait for someone to leave, become the charge nurse, then reassign all the patients to the nurse with the least seniority. Can you say a$$H0l3? Why? Because said charge nurse can. (Thank goodness he/she will NEVER be my boss!)


3. Just be a general smarta$$. Don't have time for that! 

More random randomness, part two

Thanks to this week's version of Sunday Stealing! Enjoy!

What was your first alcoholic drink?
Probably wine.

What was your first job?
Bank teller.

What was your first car?
A GM product with a 350. Fast!

What was your first mobile phone?
Nokia something or other (with a prominent antenna).

Who was your first teacher?
Mrs. Schweringer

Which fictional character do you wish was real?
Hmm, there are so many...

Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Boston

Who was your first best friend?
Susie Stewart.

What was your first detention for?
Never served detention (was afraid of getting thrown out at home if I was a delinquent at school).

What's your strongest sense?
They tell me hearing; although, I sometimes have issues.

What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?
Snow White (in a re-release one year).

What's the largest amount of money you've ever won?
Probably $162.

What's the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?
Down payment on my house.

If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
Do not approach prior to coffee administration.

Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
Many times. Like that old saying, "You give some people enough rope, they'll hang themselves."

Have you ever been to a live concert?
Yes, many.

Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
A few times in my youth. A couple of my friends also provided hours of entertainment.

Have you ever needed stitches?
Only once.